Crystal Dunn is the USWNT’s most exciting attacker, so why is she going to play left back?

American soccer fans are constantly clamoring for their teams to find a technical and creative mastermind. Perhaps asking for an American Messi is unreasonable, but how about the American Iniesta? Or the American Marozsán? You know, the kind of player who does stuff like this. Or this. Oh, right. A player like Crystal Dunn. Besides […]


Figure Skater Yuzuru Hanyu Strikes Most Extra Pose For Olympic Group Selfie

Olympian Yuzuru Hanyu might’ve brought home a first-place medal in figure skating for Japan, but it turns out his photo poses are also gold.  A group of skaters and sweepers gathered for a selfie on the ice on Saturday after the Olympic figure skating exhibition gala, an event where athletes are given an opportunity to […]


Karl-Anthony Towns is the tallest, most biased Super Bowl LII photographer

Minnesota Timberwolves star Karl-Anthony Towns was born in Edison, New Jersey, just a 60-mile drive away from Philadelphia. He may live in Minnesota now, but he’s a Eagles fan through and through. He’s also a photographer! Tallest (and most biased) photographer at this game, without question. We’re guessing that Towns is here for The Player’s […]


West Virginia’s Sagaba Konate is blocking everything vs. Kansas in the most disrespectful way possible

ESPN West Virginia big man Sagaba Konate absolutely dominated Kansas in the first half in Morgantown on Monday night. As the Mountaineers took a 41-28 lead into the half, it was Konate’s defense that stood out. Konate had five blocks in the half, none more disrespectful than this one on Svi Mykhailiuk. But Konate wasn’t […]

Jose Mourinho is missing the thing he needs most from his Manchester United team

This season, Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho appears to be missing many things. A twinkle in his eye. A skip in his step. Even the tiniest amount of joie de vivre. And, of course, a football team that pleases the eye, raises the neckhairs, and tingles the soul. He’s also missing something that, unlike all […]


Aaron Hernandez Had Most Severe CTE Ever Found For Someone His Age, Researchers Say

Former New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez had the most severe case of chronic traumatic encephalopathy ever discovered in someone his age, researchers at the Boston University School of Medicine disclosed at a conference Thursday. Dr. Ann McKee, the director of the school’s CTE center, said the 27-year-old’s brain was “clearly at the severe end […]